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Most embarrassing thing that ever happened to us? We accidentally inked our pants in front of the whole school (of fish) while giving a presentation on the difference between squids and octopuses. We confess it's just one of the problems you have when you're a colossal squid!!! (That and finding pants with ten legs for your arms and tentacles.) Anyhow, we don't want to be rude, but we kinda sorta noticed you have a HUGE head, so you're probably also no stranger to having trouble finding things that fit. These purple Colossal Squid Confessions BFG frames with green lenses were made for melons like YOURS.
BIGGER FRAMES, BETTER COVERAGE.
A larger frame size with more lens coverage for all you beasts with gargantuan craniums the size of sputnik.
Lighter and more durable frame material that eliminates bouncing even with a bigger frame.
Glare-reducing, polarized lenses and UV400 protection that blocks 100% of those harmful UVA and UVB rays.
Lenses that are dark up top and light on bottom protect your eyes without losing the ability to view hazards in the shadows.
100% Guarantee against Demogorgon attacks. *Guarantee not applicable for any gainz taking place in the Upside Down.
